What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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