...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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