i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Randomize
