Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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