I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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