question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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