I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
and you fell through a lawn chair
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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