Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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