i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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