You work out of a Hotel?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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