Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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