i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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