Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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