you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
