I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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