Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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