just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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