All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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