She's JV to your varsity
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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