How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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