i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Randomize
