Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
the liver wants what the liver wants
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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