are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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