Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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