people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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