i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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