It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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