Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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