...so i touched it.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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