I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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