Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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