Just fell off a train. Bad.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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