Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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