She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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