so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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