I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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