I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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