At least make sure they are 18
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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