Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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