I can tuck mytits in my pants
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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