that's an acceptable place to lick
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
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