Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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