Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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