Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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