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say what?
wanna hang out?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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