we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
FUCK WHALES
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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