I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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