You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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