i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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