Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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