im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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