I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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