I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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