I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
what the fuck happened to the tacos
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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