The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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